MST 3K Werewolf Movie

Just in case you ever wanted to see a werewolf driving...
http://www.toastedpixel.com/comic/clips/werewolf/werewolfdriving.mpg

I know I've been away... I miss you too

I have been so busy at work I haven't had time to write. I'm ever so sorry! I wanted to slip this note from one of the customers into my blog so dear reader, you may see the quality of the service my company provides.

" In keeping with the rest of the {name deleted}, the list is just about worthless. I would have been better off to set fire to my money than exhibit at your stupid {show}...

At least you’re consistent... At no point during my whole experience with the {name deleted} were my expectations met or exceeded. As a matter of fact, you consistently under-delivered, over-charged, and under-performed.

Please keep me on your mailing list... Hopefully you’ll waste lots of time and money sending me crap for my trashcan.

I had two clients who were also exhibitors who feel the exact same way.

Your organization is a bunch of half-wit con-artists.

Thanks for nothing. {name deleted}"

Rules of Thumb

Here's a cool site: Rulesofthumb.org
It's a great reference site for any kind of rule of thumb that exists.
Some examples:
WORK RATING
You can have it cheap, fast, or good. Pick any two.

MARKETING TO THE ELDERLY
For marketing purposes, elderly consumers think they are 15 years younger than they actually are.

BUYING AN APPLIANCE
Any gadget that does many things will do none of them as well as a single-purpose device.

It's Yours for $32,500,000

I frequent itslovelyilltakeit. This blog is all about the horrible pictures of realty listings people take to "sell" their properties. This listing is out of New York. I just could not understand why you would live in this place. The patterns and decorations are just awful. It's like someone gave grandma a ton of money and let her loose in Tuesday Morning.

Political Humor for the day

Link

Similarities: Sarah Palin = Peggy Hill

SELECTIONS FROM H.P. LOVECRAFT'S BRIEF TENURE AS A WHITMAN'S SAMPLER COPYWRITER.

This is my favorite:

Peanut Butter Cup

In 1856, a fisherman from a tiny hamlet on the New England coast made a terrible pact with serpentine beasts from beneath the sea, that he might create the most delicious sweet seen upon the Earth since the days of the great Elder Race. Thus was forged the satanic pact between peanut butter and chocolate that resulted in the mutant offspring you see before you! Link

thanks J!

Palin Debate Flowchart

my wedding dress...

Here's the wedding dress I'm going to get. :)

New Muppet Movie!

It's slated for release in 2010. I am so excited. Here is the article from the new york times. link

Sub-prime Mortgage Crisis Explained by Stick Figures

click the picture for the link

People You'll See in Hell

This website is a new favorite of mine. It reports on people who have made major offenses to humankind. The best place on the site is the hate mail from people defending these assholes. The photo is Bosch's version of hell. And to quote J - Hell is other people.
See for yourself: Link

icanhascheezburger is having an art contest!

I rarely ever want to participate in anything. I can't pass this up!

Requirements:

• Work must be suitable for display and transport. We accept 2D, 3D and multimedia.
• Chosen artists will be contacted with more information and instructions.
• Artwork will not be returned as all art and proceeds will be donated to charity.
• The art may become a part of a traveling show if there is sufficient demand.
• Anyone may apply. There is no pre-requisite.

To apply to showcase your art, please email us at lol+arts@icanhascheezburger.com with your:

• An artistic proposal (Attach images in your email to support your vision, if necessary.)
• Your name
• Email
• Phone number

DEADLINES:

• All applications are due via email by 11:59 PM, Friday September 19th.
• All invitations to artists will be sent out by September 25th.
• All artwork to be shown must be received by Friday, October 17th.

May these questions guide you:

• When LOLcats speak to you, what sound do they make?
• In the world of LOLcat, what is your ideal?
• If LOL is consciousness, what is cat?
• The Invisible Bicycle, ceci n'est pas un pipe?
• Do you dream in shades of LOLspeak?

Artist: Banksy

I really like the graffiti artist Banksy. He uses his art to make statements with limited imagery and uses the environment to communicate his ideas. If anything he's the best kind of graphic designer, only with an unusual media and nothing but social commentary to express. Link

Artist: Levi van Veluw

Publish Post

I like this artist. He uses his face and neck for his canvas. His ideas are simple, but fun and creative. Click the photo for his website.

Corey Haim's Views on Life when he's high as a kite

I grew up in the eighties, yes I thought Corey Haim was cute. Yes, I occasionally watch the reality show "the two coreys". This clip is pure awesomeness. Found on street boners and tv carnage.

RAINBOWS! a government conspiracy

Insane Rainbow Conspiracy Lady - Watch more free videos

toilet humor: no more pooper scooper

Mass Hysteria: Hippies stabbing other Hippies

More Sweet Justice. I hate hippies! I hate Drag rats. I hate people who ask for handouts. I'm having a bad day at work today and I'm earning my salary. People who don't work, who can work, who have the nerve to ask me for change can burn in hell! It happens more and more frequently in Austin and I'm sick of it. Find a job and don't ask me for money ever again! I know people get down on their luck and everyone can use help once in a while. I know the people in this article may be self-sustaining, non-begging hippies but I needed to vent my anger and their article just happened across my computer screen.

Rainbow hippies arrested after Nederland brawl

Remaining campers say fight does not represent them

from the daily camera online

Five members of the “Rainbow Family” — a loose-knit band of hippies that preaches love, tolerance and peace and is best known for its large gatherings every July — were arrested Tuesday night by Boulder County sheriff’s deputies after a violent brawl broke out at the group’s campsite near Ward.

Deputies responded at about 6:30 p.m. to a report that a fight had broken out among a group of a dozen people camping out in the area of Ruby Gulch, located on state Forest Service property along the Peak to Peak Highway between the towns of Nederland and Ward.

When deputies arrived, witnesses reported that one man, a Nederland resident aged 34 or 35, was hit in the back of the head multiple times with a shovel and possibly stabbed in the neck during the fight, Sheriff’s Sgt. Brian Lindsey said.

Some witnesses reported a second person being stabbed, although no other victims were located, Lindsey said.

“No one could tell us who was stabbed,” Lindsey said. “We still haven’t got much information.”

The injured man, whose name was not released, had to be air lifted to St. Anthony Central Hospital in Denver. He has not been able to speak with investigators about the incident, Lindsey said.

Soon after the fight, sheriff’s deputies and Nederland police contacted a bus filled with as many as 12 people leaving the area of the reported fight, Lindsey said.

link

atlas: man of men