Tuesday, December 30, 2008

holiday hangovers


Someone is finally trying to answer the age old question of why our family makes us crazy during the holidays. I am to the point of not celebrating anything ever again because of the stress that comes with being around these people. I tried really hard to not fight with my mom this year and thought I had successfully made it though this year without a scrape. Oh no, she called me shortly after we left and managed to piss me off so much I could barely talk to her. Many people have this problem, which surprised me because no one ever talks about it. I thought I was one of the few.

"Visiting -- or even just viewing photos of family members -- prompts brain activity that affects how you feel about them, your friends, and even yourself, a new study suggests.

The study is the first to compare brain activity associated with seeing relatives with that linked to seeing friends and strangers. It suggests our feelings about biological relatives are at least somewhat primal.

The findings may help explain everything from why our family can get on our nerves to why people who look like us can spark immediate feelings of trust, "but not lust," said Steven Platek, who co-authored the study with Shelly Kemp.

"We like to be around people that look more like us, but we do not find them as sexually attractive," added Platek, editor-in-chief of the journal Frontiers in Evolutionary Neuroscience. "I think it is linked to our subconscious ability to detect facial resemblances so we avoid lusting after those that may be related to us."Link

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Movie Review: Uzumaki

This film is based on a Japanese manga of the same name. Unfortunately, the film was finished before the manga, which is why I believe the end of the film wasn't very good. Uzumaki the film was a bit of a disappointment. Uzumaki means spiral. The film leads you through things appearing in the village to people that have spirals occuring naturally in them. A snail's shell, hurricanes, smoke, and water in a drain all display this pattern naturally. I really thought it was an interesting plot and the story was plugging along nicely until it just... ended. No resolution. No explanation of why this town was affected by a spiral sickness. The audience is just left with nothing. It had pretty interesting art direction and so-so graphics. I really wanted it to "wow" me. There are some similarities in the story to the book "House of Leaves" by Mark Z. Danielewski. Would I recommend watching it? Probably not, unless you are really interested in Japanese horror films. The most interesting part of this film experience is that my dog found a large snail climbing up the outside of my house the day after we watched the movie. I had never one by my house until that day. Coincidence? Hmmm.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Shooting Zombies in the Face

We bought "Left 4 Dead" for XBOX 360 a while ago but I haven't had the opportunity to review it here yet. Ummm. It fucking rules! I have never considered myself a 1st person shooter fan but with the introduction to this game, I'm totally sold. The controls are instinctive and to the delight of M, you can crouch and walk at the same time. I usually play as the female character, Zoe who, for once is a fully clothed, fully capable woman in a video game. I haven't ever used the online player co-op mode of any game until we picked up this beauty. J and I play side by side and team up online with one of his coworkers. Our headsets insure that all our teammates can hear us browbeat those damn dirty zombies as we shoot them in the face. The graphics are great, the gameplay is seamless, it even shows stats at each chapter to heighten the competition. J usually dies the most and I usually take the most damage. I look forward to playing this game all day. It's something that helps me take out the aggression of work. Although if I play too close to bedtime I have zombie dreams. Really, what more could you ask for?As far as I'm concened, this game helps us prepare for the coming apocalypse.

Would wearing this body scent just make me hungry?


Burger King has just released a body spray that makes you smell like meat. Here is the description:

The WHOPPER® sandwich is America’s Favorite burger. FLAME™ by BK® captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat.

I bet J would love it.
Here's where you can buy it online - Link

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

A vindictive etsy vendor

Here's the situation:
I bought a present for someone on etsy.com. I love shopping on it because everything is made by hand and it supports individuals instead of corporate conglomerates. Little did I know I had found one seller who needs a straight jacket. When you purchase an item the site requests feedback on the seller and item you purchased. I gave this particular purchase neutral feedback because she shipped it late and the seller freaked out about it.
Let me display her emails and representation of customer service.

November 21st.
I placed the order.

November 26th

This is before I received the item:
"hi...i wanted to let you know that your item shipped a couple of days ago -- i apologize for not writing sooner but i had family issues and i got behind on my correspondence. paypal sent you notification of the shipment along with the tracking number for your package. i appreciate your purchase and hope you will visit again -- ot was a pleasure. happy thanksgiving! all the best, (name omitted)"

December 4th
I received the package.
December 9th
Bring on the craziness!
Here is the first email I received from the seller:

"not a word from you regarding any dis-satisfaction with yur purchase, and yet you eave me neutral feedback. do you have any idea how that damages a seller's reputation on etsy. this is the way i make my living. that was VERY unfair of you to NOT contact me and explain your dis-satisfaction FIRST, ALLOWING ME TO FIX WHATEVER WAS WRONG. i would GLADLY give you a refund or an exchange, or fix any problem perceived. i would like you to return the necklace to me. i can provide you with a prepaid addressed mailing label for this purpose. i would like to ask you to change your feedback based on my willingness to resolve any problems you might have. i excell at customer service but i cannot help you unless you COMMUNICATE. (please read the last part of my shop announcement which asks buyers to contact me first...) i will wait to hear from you before i leave feedback for you. this puts a very negative spin on this transaction and i am very sad and hurt by this. please, may i hear from you."

My reply:
I gave you NEUTRAL feedback because it shipped later then you stated. You sent me an email apologizing for the delay, which is fine but that doesn't constitute a great rating. Sending me a nasty email is not the way to provide great customer service. I suggest not being so sensitive about your ratings, the more customers you have the more your rating will vary.

Seller:
my email to you was not nasty. i questioned why you didn't contact me first and that question stands. i ship within 24 hours of receipt of payment, emergencies not withstanding. i cannot recall when your item shipped, but if it was delayed when i lost vision in my eyemm i am sorry. you receive notification from paypal when your item goes out. i cannot be responsible for delays by the USPS. read my feedback -- EVERYONE sapeaks of fast shipping. i will leave your feedback based on how this was handled. i had hoped we could have worked this out in an easy fashion. i am sorry you are so disappointed and i hope that this does not leave you not wanting to wear your ____, remembering this sad transaction.


Seller:
hi,,,i went ahead and left feedback for you. like yourself, i felt i had the right to leave feedback based on how the situation was ahndled. however, if you wish to use the "kiss and make up" feature offered by etsy, allowing us to change our mutual feedback to positive, i would be willing to participate in that with you. if not, then i will live with your neutral. perhaps you don't understand the importance of feedback on etsy. people judge you by the feedback left. saying i shouldn'be so sensitive when it comes to my feedback is like telling me not to care about my business or my reputation. i care very much about both. all i ask is that a buyer contact me if they are unhappy for any reason. i don't think that is unreasonable.

Here's the feedback she left for me with a negative rating:
"buyer faulted me for slow shipping by the post office. i am well known for my quick shipping within 24 hours of payment. buyer did not attempt to contact me first before leaving less than stellar feedback. i would be careful about dealing with this buyer because she will not communicate with a seller to express her feelings and allow a seller to offer anything to fix a situation -- she simply expresses herself in feedback. this was a very negative transaction for these reasons. i am quite saddened by this situation -- saddened and disappointed."

Me:
Why would you attack me like this? I looked at your feedback and it's 100% positive. My neutral rating isn't affecting you at all! Then you give me a negative rating. You are vindictive and very unprofessional. Grow up.

Seller:
"i considered your feedback an attack on me and my business. i felt your negative was deserved because you would not communiucate your issues with me before leaving feedback. you know nothing about me, who i am or how professional i am. think what you wish. bottom line here is this. i live with the neutral is you want to live with the negative. if you want to use the kiss and make up feature BOTH of those feedback can be changed to positive. if you do not wish to do that, that is your perogative. i will participate if you take the iniative. this is totally out of control. if you had just contacted me when you felt the shipping was slow and allowed me to present facts re. shipping (i should not be blamed for the post office's negligence...give them neutral feedback) -- none of this would have happened. we can fix this or we can leave it as is. that is up to you."

Me:
"You are trying to bully me into giving you good feedback. If I could, I would now change it to a negative review because of this email exchange you are having with me. This isn't the way to treat people whom you hope to do business with. I will not kiss and make up with you.(this is a way to resolve negative feedback through etsy) I don't care if I have negative feedback. People will read what you wrote and see how completely disrespectful your exchange with me was."

Seller:
let peope think what they wish. the subject is closed. please do not contact me again. there is nothing left to say.

Am I the crazy one?

The Truth Behind The Auto Bailout

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Game Day!

No silly, not football. Board games, or card games whichever comes first.
A couple of friends are coming to play board games on sunday and I am way excited! We will probably play a couple rounds of Munchkin. My friends, being the coolest on the planet, have most of the different versions of the card game between us. The best part is that you can intermix the cards of 2 of the games to come up with varying facets of play.
Another game we might play is Gloom. We bought it a while ago but have yet to play it with more then 2 players. I'm so excited! Now I should come up with some snacky stuff to make for my guests.

Have you heard of the power of Bacon, my lord and savior?

Baconlightenment.

The Five Baconic Laws

  • Thou shalt not consider Bacon on the same level as any other food, as it is above all.
  • Thou shalt not consume imitation Bacon.
  • Thou shalt not stop pursuing Baconlightenment until it is reached.
  • Thou shalt not forget to consume Bacon for ten days.
  • Thou shalt spread the word of Bacon to all.
Finally! A religion I can get into.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Rehab for CNN


Are you wondering why the economic crisis hasn't really been a focus for the media. It's because it's not a visual story and they can't explain it in under 4 minutes. Here's and article on Boing Boing that I found really interesting because I used to work in local television. Link

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

This is my thing, this is what i do


I complain. I mope. I hate everything. All the time. Why? I don't know I was born that way. Here is where people can bitch anonymously. It's a perfect solution. Nobody likes to hear it, but it needs to be said. Check it out: moanlog.com

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Free Puppies!

You too, can be happy and have all your cares melt away when get home from a hard day of work. Just imagine playing ball, puppy snuggling, and a new friend for life!

if you can help please call Rachel at Manchaca Village Vet Center in Austin, TX at 512-925-2174. You can ask for Rachel if she is in.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Bras for Breast Cancer


One of my favorite authors, Jill Conner Browne notified her loyal readers of a great way to get rid of your old bras to support breast cancer awareness.

"SO SEND ME YOUR TIRED, YOUR WORN, YOUR TOO-TIGHT-TO-STAND-‘EM-

ANOTHER-MINUTE BRAS—and let us fly them in the bright morning sun across the great river—and help us STOMP THE *@&!* OUTTA CANCER—which I am personally pretty fed up with across the board. Here’s where to send ‘em and send ‘em right quick-like:

Jan Michaels
Promotion Director
CLEAR CHANNEL RADIO
1375 Beasley Road
Jackson, MS 39206
601-982-1062 ext.241"

Video Game Costumes

People love to play dress up. I happen to be one of them. Here is a site that lists the 31 best video game costumes out there.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Halloween Costumes for Pets


I know it's torture to put your pet in a halloween costume but I would so force the bulldog into wearing this one!

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Monday, October 27, 2008

A moment of silence...


For the wives of Wall Street investors that have to use scratchy toilet paper and can't get their nails done anymore. Here's the L.A. Times article.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Obama Vs. McCain - policies in short


My dad asked me to spread the word on the each presidential candidates campaign promises. He said he couldn't stand to see the Republicans in office again- well, neither can I. From Omaha.com, here's a simplified view:
The candidates and their promises
By The Associated Press
The Associated Press

(AP) - Promises and proposals from Republican John McCain and Democrat Barack Obama:

IRAQ-AFGHANISTAN

McCain: Opposes scheduling a troop withdrawal from Iraq, saying latest strategy is succeeding. Promises to employ same strategy in Afghanistan, with unspecified boost in U.S. forces there. Willing to have permanent U.S. peacekeeping forces in Iraq.

Obama: Promises to complete the withdrawal of U.S. combat troops within 16 months of taking office. But hedges by saying this would require consultations with military commanders and, possibly, flexibility. Says he will use the drawdown to bolster U.S. troop presence in Afghanistan.

FINANCIAL CRISIS

McCain: Proposes $300 billion plan for the government to buy bad mortgages and renegotiate them at a reduced price. Proposes a one-year suspension of requirements that people age 70 1/2 begin cashing in retirement accounts. Would eliminate taxes on unemployment benefits; guarantee 100 percent of all savings for six months; lower the tax rate on retirement funds to the lowest rate, 10 percent, on the first $50,000 withdrawn; cut the tax rate on capital gains in half, down to 7.5 percent for two years.

Obama: Calls for immediate, post-election passage of new stimulus measures including a 90-day moratorium on home foreclosures at some banks, $3,000 tax break to businesses for each new job created, unpenalized withdrawals of up to $10,000 from retirement accounts, cutting capital gains taxes for investment in small businesses, an extension of unemployment benefits, short-term federal loans to keep state and local governments functioning, money for infrastructure construction, and doubled loan guarantees for automakers.

ENERGY

McCain: Advocates increased offshore drilling, and building 45 nuclear power reactors by 2030. Seeks mandatory reductions of carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases by 60 percent from 1990 levels by 2050, using a market-based cap-and-trade system the would increase energy costs. Supports $2 billion program to develop carbon capture and other clean coal research and development. $5,000 tax credit for the purchase of zero carbon emission cars; $300 million prize for improved batteries for hybrid vehicles.

Obama: Proposes emergency cost-fighting measures such as a windfall-profits tax on largest oil companies to pay for energy rebates of up to $1,000 per couple and the release of up to 70 million barrels of oil from Strategic Petroleum Reserve to boost supplies. Ten-year, $150 billion fund to encourage biofuels, wind, solar, plug-in hybrids, clean-coal technology and other "climate-friendly" alternative supplies, with financing to come from selling pollution allowances in a market-based, cap-and-trade system. Aims for mandatory reductions of carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gas emissions by 80 percent from 1990 levels by 2050. Supports increasing federal fuel economy requirements from 35 mpg to 40 mpg. Now would consider limited expansion of offshore oil and gas drilling, but opposes drilling in Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.

HEALTH CARE

McCain: Promises $2,500 refundable tax credit for individuals, $5,000 for families, to make health insurance more affordable. No mandate for universal coverage. Would no longer shield from income taxes those payments that businesses and their workers make toward employer-sponsored health insurance. Would let people buy health plans offered by insurers located in other states.

Obama: Proposes mandatory coverage for children, no mandate for adults. Aims for universal coverage by requiring larger employers to share costs of insuring workers and by offering coverage similar to that in plan for federal employees. Proposes spending $50 billion on information technology over five years to reduce health care costs over time.

EDUCATION

McCain: Proposes more money for community college education. Advocates expansion of District of Columbia's voucher program, but not a federal voucher program as he did in 2000. Sees No Child Left Behind law as vehicle for increasing opportunities for parents to choose school.

Obama: Proposes encouraging, but not mandating, universal pre-kindergarten; teacher pay raises tied to, although not based solely on, test scores; an overhaul of No Child Left Behind law to better measure student progress, make room for subjects like music and art, and be less punitive toward failing schools; and a tax credit to pay up to $4,000 of college costs for students who perform 100 hours of community service a year.

TAXES -for more specifics on taxes here is a link to another more detailed article

McCain: Proposes extending all of President Bush's tax cuts and cutting corporate tax rate to 25 percent. After initially pledging not to raise taxes, now says nothing can be ruled out in negotiating compromises to keep Social Security solvent.

Obama: Promises immediate tax cuts for households making under $250,000, and increased taxes on families making over $250,000, as well as on corporations and capital gains. Promises to create new tax breaks for lower-income families, including tripling Earned Income Tax Credit for minimum-wage workers, giving larger families a higher credit, and eliminating the tax-filing requirement for older workers making under $50,000. Also calls for tax incentives for savings, child care and mortgage expenses.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Interesting Reading: Dr. Housing Bubble


The current median income of an American household is $46,326. As you can see from the above chart over the past 40 years the top 10 percent of households have seen steady gains (the chart is based on 2003 dollars) while the other 90 percent of our population has seen virtually stagnant growth. That is why most American families may have more money on a nominal level but are actually poorer. What this graph displays is a disappearing of the middle class.

Stagnant wages are also part of the global market landscape. It is hard for American workers to compete with low wage nations yet our insatiable appetite for consumer goods has also led to this downfall. Look at the stock price of Wal-Mart. While the stock market is tanking they are up 14% on the year.

Although many like to beat on the global drum of keeping jobs here in the country, silently Americans are still voting with their pocketbook and buying foreign goods. It is hard to blame the middle class since they are being pinched from every different angle. The economic condition of many reflects this struggling sense of uncertainty.

link

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

9 senses?


Who knew? I've always heard of 5 senses with the occasional add in of the mind's eye as the 6th. Here's a list of all the senses: (from yesbutnobutyes)
At least nine. Sure you've got your sight, hearing, taste, smell, and touch. But there are four others that are commonly agreed to be senses.

* Thermoception, the sense of heat (or absence of) on our skin.
* Equilibrioception, the sense of balance.
* Nociception, the perception of pain from the skin, joints and body organs.
* Proprioception, body awareness. This is the unconscious knowledge of where our body parts are without being able to see or feel them.

Hypocrisy

Obama Pictures and McCain Pictures
see Sarah Palin pictures

Wish List: Portable Bar


If we are going to have a club about drinking, it really needs one of these!

Friday, October 10, 2008

Fuck the Mortgage Companies


Here's the situation: The mortgage companies gave loans to people who couldn't necessarily pay them back, then sold the loans to other companies packaged with some other loans that would be paid back. This happens a couple of different times and then the last company tries to collect and there isn't any money. The government has decided to bail these companies out with our money. Fuck that. That isn't capitalism. Anyone who makes poor business choices should not get bailed out. Small businesses don't get bailed out if they don't succeed. Many Americans have failed at their dreams and don't expect someone to just hand them cash and make it all better. Well, one sheriff in Illinois is letting the mortgage companies that don't have correct information on their paperwork do their own dirty work. Here is the story: Link

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Tabletop Video Games: Not a thing of the past


My favorite pizza place in my hometown, "The Other Place", had flat top video arcade games. My friend, Tex, and I are supposed to build one eventually. Here's some inspiration for us to get going and get 'ur done!

Monday, October 6, 2008

SELECTIONS FROM H.P. LOVECRAFT'S BRIEF TENURE AS A WHITMAN'S SAMPLER COPYWRITER.


This is my favorite:

Peanut Butter Cup

In 1856, a fisherman from a tiny hamlet on the New England coast made a terrible pact with serpentine beasts from beneath the sea, that he might create the most delicious sweet seen upon the Earth since the days of the great Elder Race. Thus was forged the satanic pact between peanut butter and chocolate that resulted in the mutant offspring you see before you! Link

thanks J!

Monday, September 29, 2008

my wedding dress...


Here's the wedding dress I'm going to get. :)

Government Bailout


I think I'll stop paying taxes if they choose to bail out those companies. Capitalism is about the government keeping their hands out of companies that make bad decisions. I will not give them my hard earned money just so they don't have to pay for their fuck up!

New Muppet Movie!


It's slated for release in 2010. I am so excited. Here is the article from the new york times. link

LiL' Ponies


Over on Deviant Art, there's an artist that will pimp out a My Little Pony in any style you choose. I chose this one of course!

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

overheard in Austin

I love reading this column. Basically, it's because I'm nosy and I like to make fun of people.

H-E-B (Burnet and Koenig)

Guy to his friend, looking at the Valentine’s Day stuff “Should I get her a balloon or just the flowers?”

His friend “All of this is bullshit. Get her something useful, like a bag of tampons.”



Link

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

People are disgusting


I'm glad I'm not a dirty mother fucker like this person. Just imagine trying to live in this place. Don't look if you just ate a meal.
Link

Sushi Maker for Kids


This makes sushi in shapes for kids. I want it. It's not available in the U.S. yet. The company that makes it is Bandi. The site is in japanese. Link

Humanity



Tom Robbins

"Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature."

Thursday, September 18, 2008

This is just fucked up

According to investigators, the man had lived with the sophisticated doll for several years after his wife passed away, but decided to part with her after making plans to move in with one of his children. “It seems he grew attached to the doll over the years,” said the chief investigator. “He was confused about how to get rid of her. He thought it would be cruel to cut her up into pieces and throw her out with the trash, so he proceeded to dump her illegally.”

Rest of the story here.

Primus!

How to Be Outstanding


Here is some great advice. I struggle daily with feeling inadequate and lost. This article is really long but really inspired me as a designer and as a person in general. Link

Lessons from Following My Passion

Here is a summary of lessons I’ve learned through this experience:

  • Anything is possible if you want it bad enough
  • When you follow your heart, not only will you contribute more to your organization, you will utilize less energy and you will feel happier.
  • We are all naturally gifted at certain disciplines. You’ll know when you find it, because you can quickly grasp new concepts, you find it enjoyable, and doing it comes easy to you; almost like breathing.
  • Doing something that is not natural to our abilities and interests is like swimming against the current. You’ll eventually get to the shore, but it will take you longer and will excerpt extra energy.
  • Doing things that come natural to us and align with our interests feels like swimming along with the current. You’ll get to the shore smoothly and with little effort.
  • When you are clear about wanting something, take action towards its attainment, and persist until you reach it, the universe will conspire to make it a reality. Your energy and determination will move people, and they will find ways to help you.
  • Insecurities and negative self-talk derived from fear achieves nothing, except to convince us that we are failures and losers. These are lies that only appear real in our imagination.
  • The roadblocks you encounter on the way to reaching your destination are actually gifts. Treat them as challenges that you were meant to experience and learn from. They are like small tests that the universe presents us with, as if asking: “How bad do you really want this? Have you given up yet?”
  • When you listen to your heart, follow your passion, and do what you love to do, it’s hard not to be outstanding. You’re almost guaranteed to succeed.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Monday, September 15, 2008

Vintage Posters - They're Mine!


I spent my weekend taking photos of some vintage posters from J's mom. The collection is pretty fantastic. She was an airline stewardess in Puerto Rico in the 60's. Poster artists include Homar, Klein, and TuFino. Some of them are signed and numbered. I apologize for the crooked imagery - my photography skills are sub-par. Some of the posters were rolled so I had to use knives to weigh them down. I emailed someone to get a rough estimate of what their worth. Maybe I'll never have to work again!

Friday, September 12, 2008

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

I feel like I'm always wearing a fat suit

I get emails from ediets about tips and tricks to rev my metabolism I found these particularly interesting.

8. Boost your metabolism by reading instead of watching TV: Researchers at Memphis State University monitored 32 girls as they watched a half-hour television program. They found the metabolic rates dropped as much as 16-percent below resting metabolic rate. In other words, they burned fewer calories watching TV than they did just by reading!

9. Drink green tea: Green tea is a popular tea from Japan that has numerous health benefits, including weight loss. It's not 100 percent certain how green tea helps one to lose fat, but it appears to increase the amount of calories the body burns -- not necessarily because of the small amounts of caffeine it contains, but due to a compound abbreviated as EGCG. When purchasing green tea make sure the label states that the green tea used is standardized for caffeine and EGCG.

10. Practice hydrotherapy: This could have been placed in the "drink lots of water" section but deserves its own section due to its efficiency. First thing in the morning, drink 32 ounces of very cold water on an empty stomach. Don't eat breakfast for at least 30 minutes. The cold water will force your body to raise its core temperature, thereby stimulating your metabolism and excreting any excess water. You may find that you lose two pounds the first month you try this. If you want to take it a step further, do the same thing at lunch. Just make sure to wait the 30 minutes prior to eating. Remember though, if you're consuming excess calories each day, this tip won't work.

Here is the link to the whole article.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

People You'll See in Hell


This website is a new favorite of mine. It reports on people who have made major offenses to humankind. The best place on the site is the hate mail from people defending these assholes. The photo is Bosch's version of hell. And to quote J - Hell is other people.
See for yourself: Link

There is only one me in the whole U.S.


HowManyOfMe.com
LogoThere are
1
or fewer people with my name in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?