Patron Saint of Procrastination

My Bestest Friend in the Whole Universe will appreciate this. She has always needed a little shove to get her to do anything. Now she can pray to:

Expeditus, patron saint against procrastination

AKA Saint Elpidius, Expeditus was also beheaded in the early 300s. He decided to become a Christian and the devil showed up in the form of a crow, telling him that he could wait until tomorrow to convert. Expeditus stamped the crow under his feet and insisted that he would become a Christian today.