Have you heard of the power of Bacon, my lord and savior?

Baconlightenment.

The Five Baconic Laws

• Thou shalt not consider Bacon on the same level as any other food, as it is above all.
• Thou shalt not consume imitation Bacon.
• Thou shalt not stop pursuing Baconlightenment until it is reached.
• Thou shalt not forget to consume Bacon for ten days.
• Thou shalt spread the word of Bacon to all.

Finally! A religion I can get into.