my wedding dress...

Here's the wedding dress I'm going to get. :)

Government Bailout

I think I'll stop paying taxes if they choose to bail out those companies. Capitalism is about the government keeping their hands out of companies that make bad decisions. I will not give them my hard earned money just so they don't have to pay for their fuck up!

New Muppet Movie!

It's slated for release in 2010. I am so excited. Here is the article from the new york times. link

LiL' Ponies

Over on Deviant Art, there's an artist that will pimp out a My Little Pony in any style you choose. I chose this one of course!

Sub-prime Mortgage Crisis Explained by Stick Figures

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overheard in Austin

I love reading this column. Basically, it's because I'm nosy and I like to make fun of people.

H-E-B (Burnet and Koenig)

Guy to his friend, looking at the Valentine’s Day stuff “Should I get her a balloon or just the flowers?”

His friend “All of this is bullshit. Get her something useful, like a bag of tampons.”

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People are disgusting

I'm glad I'm not a dirty mother fucker like this person. Just imagine trying to live in this place. Don't look if you just ate a meal.
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